
Desmond’s Scared of the Smoking Sea
by Tommy Sissons
directed by Aoife Scott
produced by Kitchen Revolt
Lewisham. A Pupil Referral Unit.
Two friends – Desmond and Wiggy – are truanting their lessons. To distract themselves from their limited prospects post-education, they bring to life a series of daydreams, which range from the naïve and fantastical to the bleakly familiar.
When Wiggy tells Desmond of the sinister power of the sea to consume ‘rotters’ like themselves, Desmond must use his strategies of escapism to combat his fear of the upcoming school trip to Southend beach. In one afternoon, the boys’ friendship fluctuates chaotically amidst the tides of jealousy, fantasy, alienation and interdependence.
Desmond’s Scared of the Smoking Sea premieres at The Jack Studio Theatre and marks the first collaboration between award-winning writer Tommy Sissons and acclaimed actor Aoife Scott in her solo directorial debut.
“Only their skeletons wash up on the shore. That’s what happens to wrong’uns in the sea. The way you’re behaving, you’d better watch out, Desmond.”
Tommy Sissons (playwright) is a novelist, poet, educator, and dramatist based in London. His debut polemic ‘A Small Man’s England’ was published by Repeater Books in 2021 and his debut novel ‘Cautious, A Boat Adrift’ was published in July 2023. He has given talks on his work at the University of Chicago, Sheffield Hallam University and the V&A Museum.
Aoife Scott (director) is a working-class director, facilitator, and actor from the North-East of England. She is a graduate of the National Youth Theatre and has recently had her West End debut in Desire/Up All Night. Aoife obtained her first directing credit under the guidance of director Paul Roseby OBE, for Town Planning in the Apocalypse.
Press for previous productions
‘What a fab fun show! A fabulous performance from the cast and a great script make for a brilliant evening!’ Theatre Reviews on Jo And Sam Find Themselves In Woking
‘The charm, warmth and chemistry between the actors themselves under the expert direction of Katherine Reilly makes the whole thing an utterly beguiling delight.’ The Peg on Jo And Sam Find Themselves In Woking
‘An altogether admirable hour of theatre, both inspirational and engaging.’ London Pub Theatres on Empty in Angel
‘Informative, entertaining and awesome… A must see! Thrifty Theatre on Empty in Angel
‘This quirky new show is a joy to watch. The actors’ presence and chemistry is delightful and the ending really puts a smile on your face.’ Theatre and Other Things on Jo And Sam Find Themselves In Woking
‘An array of characters all nimbly and brilliantly played… The script is clever and fast-paced with flashes of razor-sharp comedy.’ Camden New Journal on Empty in Angel
Creative Team
Desmond’s Scared of the Smoking Sea
Written by Tommy Sissons
Directed by Aoife Scott
Set Design by Aoife Scott
Illustrator Jack Ambrose
Lighting Design by Darwin Hennessy
Produced by Kitchen Revolt
Cast
Desmond – Alex Miller de Luis
Wiggy – Tyler Kinghorn
Donna – Sarah Gain